"A diplomat is a man who always..." - Quote by Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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“What is this talked-of mystery of birth. But being mounted bareback on the earth?”
“The rose is a rose,And was always a rose.But the theory now goesThat the apple's a rose,And the pear is, and so'sThe plum, I suppose.The dear only knowsWhat will next prove a rose.You, of course, are a rose -But were always a rose.”
“We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows.”
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“There can be no greater error than to expect, or calculate, upon real favors from nation to nation. It is an illusion which experience must cure, which a just pride ought to discard.”
“Now is not the time for making new enemies.”
“Let it be signified to me through any channelthat the possession of the Floridas would be desirable to the United States, andin sixty days it will be accomplished....penned in the language of truth, and divested of those expressions of servility which would persuade his majesty that we are asking favors and not rights.”
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“It's interesting that people always want to ask me and a lot of working mothers, how do you do it? And it's like well, just like everybody else. It proves it's a bad question.”
“A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.”
“I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.”