"A dog has no shame. If he..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.”

“History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.”

“Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.”

“Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the wall to hang the tiger's skin long before he has caught the tiger. This tiger has other ideas.”

“Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.”

“Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.”

“No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.”

“It must be the Brit in me, because I like animals.”

“Even snakes are afraid of snakes.”