"A railroad is like a lie you..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.”

“The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.”

“One must keep one's character. Earn a character first if you can, and if you can't, then assume one. From the code of morals I have been following and revising and revising for 72 years I remember one detail. All my life I have been honest - comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly - I could only lend it.”

“Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.”

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”

“Justice will overtake fabricators of lies and false witnesses.”

“A general must be a charlatan.”

“A bizarre sensation pervades a relationship of pretense. No truth seems true.”

“Falsehood falsehood cures”