"I'm not collegial, I don't hang out...." - Quote by George Carlin

“To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.”

“You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.”

“I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.”

“"Don't you want to join us?" I was recently asked by an acquaintance when he ran across me alone after midnight in a coffeehouse that was already almost deserted. "No, I don't," I said.”

“To understand one's world, one must sometimes turn away from it! To serve better, one must briefly hold it at a distance. Where can the necessary solitude be found, the long breathing space in which mind gathers its strength and takes stock of its courage.”

“I am no longer alone with myself, and I can only artificially recall the scary and beautiful feeling of solitude. This is the shadow side of the fortune of love.”

“What can we see, read, acquire, but ourselves. Take the book, my friend, and read your eyes out, you will never find there what I find.”

“Consistency is the hallmark of the unimaginative.”

“I'm so glad for the dozens of times I haven't listened along the way.”