"If you're gonna be two-faced at least..." - Quote by Marilyn Monroe

“In Rockford I decided that I had seen enough of the world.”

“There was my name up in lights. I said, 'God, somebody's made a mistake.' But there it was, in lights. And I sat there and said, 'Remember, you're not a star.' Yet there it was up in lights.”

“Promises are worse than lies. You don't just make them believe, you also make them hope.”

“A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.”

“On quantum theory I use up more brain grease (rough translation of German idiom) than on relativity.”

“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.”

“Gravity is a mysterious carriage of the body invented to cover the defects of the mind.”

“The world more often rewards the appearances of merit than merit itself.”

“No, Wayne (Rooney) doesn’t need it (tips about style). He has his own style. But with hair he looks much better. He looks very good now. Before, he was a little bit ugly, but now, with hair, he’s beautiful.”