"God heals, and the doctor takes the..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin

“Chess is so interesting in itself, as not to need the view of gain to induce engaging in it; and thence it is never played for money”

“In other men we faults can spy,/ And blame the mote that dims their eye;/ Each little speck and blemish find;/ To our own stronger errors blind.”

“Keep conscience clear, then never fear.”

“Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.”

“I have not the pleasure of understanding you.”

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”

“Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away.”

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”

“Stimulate the phagocytes.”