"You dull ass will not mend his..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary self, Pursued my humor not pursuing his, And gladly shunned who gladly fled from me.”

“What freezings I have felt, what dark days seen,What old December's bareness everywhere!”

“O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!”

“I spoke to ears that refused to hear.”

“I never listen to debates. They are dreadful things indeed. The plain truth is that I am not a fair man, and don't want to hear both sides. On all known subjects, ranging from aviation to xylophone-playing, I have fixed and invariable ideas. They have not changed since I was four or five.”

“I think I was born stubborn, that's all.”

“You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.”

“There's no defense against stupidity.”

“War is not won by victory.”