"Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin

“Energy and persistence conquer all things.”

“The best investment is in the tools of one's own trade.”

“The thrifty maxim of the wary Dutch, Is to save all the Money they can touch”

“If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?”

“Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.”

“It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.”

“I can love freedom and the flesh and blood of my people moreso than I do the money.”

“If the American people could learn what I know of the fierce hatred of the priests of Rome against our institutions, our schools, our most sacred rights, and our so dearly bought liberties, they would drive them out as traitors.”

“A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart”