"Being born was the worse and the..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I do have a natural sense for business, which I think I get from my Dad.”

“The tits and the hair and the personality helped build the whole Dolly deal, but it was my music that brought me out of the Smokey Mountains.”

“I modelled my looks on the town tramp.”

“A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.”

“Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife underhand into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all the furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it.”

“When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.”

“June 16, 1971, mama gave birth to a Hell rasing heavenly son.”

“Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder.”

“Folks, I'm telling you, birthing is hard and dying is mean- so get yourself a little loving in between.”