"Thou art a boil, a plague sore,..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“When we our betters see bearing our woes, We scarcely think our miseries our foes.”

“Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born,To signify thou camest to bite the world.”

“They told me I was everything. 'Tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.”

“A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”

“Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging think amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams.”

“For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.”

“The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor.”

“The whole constitution of property on its present tenures, is injurious, and its influence on persons deteriorating and degrading.”

“The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?”