"If it requires a uniform, it's a..." - Quote by George Carlin
If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
More by George Carlin
“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”
“Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.”
“Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?”
More on Cynicism
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. And a sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn't know the market place of any single thing.”
“We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?”
“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
More on Conformity
“As far as I have seen, at school...they aimed at blotting out one's individuality.”
“The university president who cashiered every professor unwilling to support Woodrow Wilson for the first vacancy in theTrinity. . . .”
“By the time you rise through the ranks, the culture of homogenization has bred the spirit and imagination out of you.”