"I learned lots of dirty jokes very..." - Quote by John Lennon

“You can't give a child too much love and if you love somebody, you can't be with them enough. There's no such thing.”

“It's better to fade away like an old soldier than to burn out.”

“I didn't come after Elvis and Dylan, I've been around always. But if I see or meet a great artist, I love 'em.”

“I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.”

“I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.”

“My father was an angry and impatient teacher and flung the reading book at my head.”

“I hope in these days we have heard the last of conformity and consistency. Let the words be gazetted and ridiculous henceforward.Instead of the gong for dinner, let us hear a whistle from the Spartan fife.”

“Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.”

“A simple and independent mind does not toil at the bidding of any prince.”