"I describe my look as a blend..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.”

“I do remember how it was to be poor. I do remember that in my early years, we had to grow and raise all of our food, even our animals. And I remember in my early life, we didn't even have electricity. So it was very, very hard times then.”

“I'll oil wells love you. I'll oil wells care. I'll oil wells need you. I want you oil wells dear.”

“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

“You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!”

“I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts.”

“We should often blush at our noblest deeds if the world were to see all their underlying motives.”

“A man is called affected, nowadays, if he dresses as he likes to dress. But in doing that he is acting in a perfectly natural manner. Affectation, in such matters, consists in dressing according to the views of one's neighbour, whose views, as they are the views of the majority, will probably be extremely stupid.”

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.”