"I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger...." - Quote by Oprah Winfrey

“We often block our own blessings because we don't feel inherently good enough or smart enough or pretty enough or worthy enough... You're worthy because you are born and because you are here. Your being here, your being alive makes worthiness your birthright. You alone are enough.”

“There is no greater gift you can give or receive than to honor your calling. It's why you were born. And how you become most truly alive.”

“If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.”

“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”

“We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.”

“I'd rather spend half an hour in the company of a top carpenter, than three hours in the company of an average brain surgeon”

“My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it; that is a penalty which reformed tobacco-chewers have to pay; though there are things enough I have chewed which I could lecture against.”

“Whenever I feel the need to take some exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away.”

“I spend a lot of time reading.”