"I like to make people feel happy..." - Quote by Kurt Cobain

“There are some pop songs I hate but I can't get them out of my head. Our songs also have the standard pop format: Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, solo, bad solo. All in all, I think we sound like The Knack and the Bay City Rollers being molested by Black Flag and Black Sabbath.”

“A friend is nothing but a known enemy.”

“I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me.”

“I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.”

“There are some loony people in this world!”

“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”

“I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.”

“Your people eat dry and tasteless flesh but it is off plates as smooth as ivory and as round as the sun.”

“My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.”