"The secretiveness. The stealth. Those were obviously..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Hard work is for people short on talent.”

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”

“I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got together every day for a year or so - a number of then willing to put on heavy makeup, wear clothes that weren't their own and pretend to be people other than themselves - and their whole purpose for doing all this was to entertain me, then I'm not gonna start worrying about whether or not they did a good job. The effort alone was enough to make me happy.”

“The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.”

“He who runs may see that opium and such other intoxicants and narcotics stupefy a man's soul and reduce him to a level lower than that of beasts.”

“Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.”

“If people take any notice of what we say, we say we've been through the drug scene, man, and there's nothing like being straight.”

“When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.”

“If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take hashish.”