"One may smile, and smile, and be..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“Beware of entrance to a quarrel, but, being in, bear t that th' opposed may beware of thee.”

“These times of woe afford no time to woo.”

“... by indirections find directions out.”

“"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."”

“Light, seeking light, doth light of light beguile”

“There is flattery in friendship.”

“Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek.”

“I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.”

“He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.”