"Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh,..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin

“Great talkers are little doers.”

“If Pride leads the Van, Beggary brings up the Rear.”

“Great good nature without prudence is a great misfortune.”

“I don’t think I was born to be in the club. Just to throw that out there.”

“I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.”

“I won't eat anything green.”

“After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations.”

“Early in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.”

“People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.”