"I have things that are strident and..." - Quote by George Carlin
I have things that are strident and confrontational, and I have a lot of things that are childlike and innocent and sort of sweet. So, somewhere in between lies the middle of me.
More by George Carlin
“The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.”
“The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.”
“There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers.”
More on Self Reflection
“It is not vain glory for a man and his glass to confer in his own chamber.”
“People will summarize your life in one sentence - Pick it now.”
“I don't have the delusion that I'm the best or have the right answer. Whenever someone is out there pissed at you or me, they don't even know you or I. What they are really pissed at is themselves. You might have total respect for them but they don't respect themselves.”