"Here you find us sitting on a..." - Quote by J R R Tolkien

“I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.”

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule.”

“All shall love me and despair.”

“If this is victory, then our hands are too small to hold it.”

“I have the utmost confidence that through your efforts we will eventually beat the hell out of those bastards - You name them; I'll shoot them!”

“If you go into a battle, it's better to win the first time.”

“People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.”

“My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.”

“On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.”