"Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was..." - Quote by George Carlin

“When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?”

“If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?”

“The future will soon be a thing of the past.”

“A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.”

“...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in - however, the Territorial legislature was usually spoken of as the "asylum".”

“"Drink with me, my dear," said Mr. Weller. "Put your lips to this here tumbler, and then I can kiss you by deputy."”

“I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.”

“I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race.”

“People refuse to take chances in business, because they fear the criticism which may follow if they fail. The fear of criticism, in such cases is stronger than the DESIRE for success.”