"A great, great deal has been said..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”

“Don't dream your life, but live your dream”

“Perhaps no poet is a conscious plagiarist, but there seems to be warrant for suspecting that there is no poet who is not at one time or another an unconscious one.”

“The only people who aren't going to be criticized are those who do absolutely nothing”

“Just as iron which is not used grows rusty, and water putrefies and freezes in the cold, so the mind of which no use is made is spoilt.”

“Nothing was ever done so systematically as nothing is being done now.”

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”

“I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.”

“I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!”