"The man with a toothache thinks everyone..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.”

“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”

“To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.”

“If you see a black family, it's looting, but if it's a white family they are looking for food.”

“Few people have the imagination for reality.”

“There is a misleading, unwritten rule that states if a quote giving advice comes from someone famous, very old, or Greek, then it must be good advice.”

“The ultimate source of a happy life is warm-heartedness. This means extending to others the kind of concern we have for ourselves. On a simple level we find that if we have a compassionate heart we naturally have more friends. And scientists today are discovering that while anger and hatred eat into our immune system, warm-heartedness and compassion are good for our health.”

“I wouldn’t mind going to jail if I had three cellmates who played bridge”

“If I'm not in love, if I'm not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy.”