"Never give up on an idea simply..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Life is not that complicated.”

“If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?”

“I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.”

“Obey thy parents, keep thy word justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set not thy sweet heart on proud array. * * * Keep thy foot out of brothels, thy pen from lenders' books.”

“If you'd lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money.”

“To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.”

“No, I'm not clever. I've always cared more for people than for ideas.”

“Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind; and when the same thought occurs to another man, it is the key to that era.”

“The mark of highest originality lies in the ability to develop a familiar idea so fruitfully that it would seem no one else would ever have discovered so much to be hidden in it.”