"I often joke that 100 years from..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“'Wrecking Ball' is a great song.”

“I was probably 7 years old when I started playing the guitar and writing some serious songs.”

“That little Miley Cyrus... she's like a little Elvis. The kids love her because she's Hannah Montana, but what people don't realize about her is she is such a fantastic singer and songwriter. She writes songs like she's 40 years old!”

“My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.”

“Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.”

“If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.”

“Beautiful old people are works of art.”

“Nothing is more ridiculous in old people that were once good-looking, than to forget that they are not so still.”

“Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.”