"O. J. Simpson has already received the..." - Quote by George Carlin
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.
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“No matter how you seem to fatten on a crime, there can never be good for the bee which is bad for the hive.”
“There exists, at the bottom of all abasement and misfortune, a last extreme which rebels and joins battle with the forces of law and respectability in a desperate struggle, waged partly by cunning and partly by violence, at once sick and ferocious, in which it attacks the prevailing social order with the pin-pricks of vice and the hammer-blows of crime.”
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