"It's never just a game when you're..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.”

“My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verbally, and my mother passed that along to me. She always made sure I was conscious of language and words.”

“Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.”

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

“I think the opposite version of me is the one we don't see, which is there are tens of thousands of outrageously successful businesses of very quiet, very calculated, calm executors who are confident. You can't be successful without being confident. They believe in themselves. They have their own version of assertiveness ... I think confidence matters and I think other things matter, like I would tell you empathy is probably why I'm more successful than confidence. I'm empathic to the customer, to my business partners, to my employees.”

“I started out in life with two great advantages: No money and good parents.”

“The greatest thing you can do for your competition - hire poorly.”

“No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.”

“My opinion is that the only two computer companies that are software-driven are Apple and NeXT, and I wonder about Apple.”