"I don't want to be grotesque, but..." - Quote by Mike Tyson

“I feel like sometimes that I was not meant for this society.”

“I'm not used to sensitivity any more. When I see people cry when I lose, save your tears. I don't know how to handle people crying any more. I lost my sensitivity like that. Please, you embarrass me when you cry because I don't know what to do when you cry. I don't know what to say.”

“Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.”

“Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.”

“Kim's [Kardashian] just a funny person in general.”

“Why was I born with such contemporaries?”

“I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !”

“A fitting room to me has always been like a confessional ... where my body and my contrition take up the entire room.”

“I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched. Ha ha.”