"If it's too silly to be said,..." - Quote by Voltaire

“The first step, my son, which one makes in the world, is the one on which depends the rest of our days.”

“To really enjoy pleasures, you must know how to leave them.”

“True power and true politeness are above vanity.”

“You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.”

“RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.”

“Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?”

“When I look at comedy, it's all self-expression. I apply that same method to my music. I came up listening to N.W.A and Snoop. Like them, it's in me to express how I feel. You might like it or you might not, but I take that stand.”

“I live my daydreams in music I see my life in terms of music. I get most joy in life out of music.”

“I love a ballad but even too well if it be doleful matter merrily set down, or a very pleasant thing indeed and sung lamentably.”