"Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable...." - Quote by H L Mencken

“Fame: an embalmer trembling with stage fright.”

“Justice is what you get when you run out of money.”

“I do not believe in democracy, but I am perfectly willing to admit that it provides the only really amusing form of government ever endured by mankind.”

“Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.”

“I don't want to play sex roles any more. I'm tired of being known as the girl with the shape.”

“On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.”

“The feminine values are the fountain of bliss. Know the masculine, Keep to the feminine.”

“war is a man's game ... the killing machine has a gender and it is male.”

“For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.”