"I rode an elevator with a guy..." - Quote by Taylor Swift
I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude.
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“All I ever do is learn from my mistakes so I don't make the same ones again. Then I make new ones.”
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