"Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to..." - Quote by George Carlin

“My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or hypocritical about that. The way our economy is set up, if you don't want to be a corporate moron and you don't want to be enfeebled in the streets, you must earn enough to know that you'll never have to go to them for money.”

“We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing”

“I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.”

“We should seek to be fellow students with the pupil, and should learn of, as well as with him, if we would be most helpful to him.”

“Can there be any greater reproach than an idle learning? Learn to split wood, at least.”

“Democracy demands patient instruction on it before legislation.”

“So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily.”

“We are rebels for a cause, poets with a dream , and we won't let this world die without a fight.”

“An occasional insurrection will not weigh against the inconveniences of a government of force, such as are monarchies and aristocracies.”