"I hope we're not just human garbage..." - Quote by George Carlin

“I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'”

“McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.”

“Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.”

“Human resources are the most valuable assets the world has. They are all needed desperately.”

“A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing.”

“We all have Hitler in us, but we also have love and peace. So why not give peace a chance for once?”

“Cease negative mental chattering. If you think a thing is impossible, you'll make it impossible. Pessimism blunts the tools you need to succeed.”

“I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.”

“Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.”