"May you all make it to a..." - Quote by George Carlin
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
More by George Carlin
“If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?”
“When I first heard the song Don't worry - be happy I realized it was exactly the kind of mindless philosophy that Americans would respond to. It would make a great national anthem along with Me first.”
“Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?”