"Our opinions do not really blossom into..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

“I wrote 'Tom Sawyer' and 'Huck Finn' for adults exclusively, and it always distressed me when I find that boys and girls have been allowed access to them. The mind that becomes soiled in youth can never again be washed clean.”

“When the vain speaker has sat down, and the people say 'what a good speech,' it still takes an ounce to balance an ounce.”

“A great song will say how you feel better than you ever could.”

“I was always annoyed by too much explaining.”

“Man, who don't like spaghetti?”

“I have never entered into any controversy in defense of my philosophical opinions; I leave them to take their chance in the world. If they are right, truth and experience will support them; if wrong, they ought to be refuted and rejected. Disputes are apt to sour one's temper and disturb one's quiet.”

“What will they think of me? Must be put aside for bliss”