"I cut my own hair. I got..." - Quote by Robert Frost
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
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“I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction ice is also great and would suffice.”
“I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world.”
“... A nation has to take its natural courseOf Progress round and round in circlesFrom King to Mob to King to Mob to KingUntil the eddy of it eddies out.”
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“It's the first line in your book. I always thought there was a lot of truth in that. Or maybe that's what my English teacher said. I can't really remember. I read it last semester." - Your parents must be so proud you can read." - They are. They bought me a pony and everything when I did a book report on Cat in the Hat.”
“And if something should be found, particularly in the first part of the dissertation, that one is generally not accustomed to come across in scholarly writings, the reader must forgive my jocundity, just as I, in order to lighten the burden, sometimes sing at my work.”
“I am the one person who can truthfully say, I got my job through the New York Times.”