"College football is a game which would..." - Quote by H L Mencken

“The chief business of the nation, as a nation, is the setting up of heroes, mainly bogus.”

“I think the Negro people should feel secure enough by now to face a reasonable ridicule without terror. I am unalterably opposed to all efforts to put down free speech, whatever the excuse.”

“The legislature, like the executive, has ceased to be even the creature of the people: it is the creature of pressure groups, and most of them, it must be manifest, are of dubious wisdom and even more dubious honesty. Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner. The typical lawmaker of today is a man wholly devoid of principle...”

“It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.”

“You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.”

“Hockey is my life. I love every minute of it.”

“Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.”

“In college, you learn how to learn. Four years is not too much time to spend at that.”

“When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.”