"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides,..." - Quote by Albert Einstein

“Watch the stars, and from them learn.”

“Philosophers play with the word, like a child with a doll.... It does not mean that everything in life is relative.”

“The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of evil.”

“Everyone should keep someone else's diary.”

“I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.”

“The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.”

“No better relation than a prudent and faithful friend.”

“Only parts of us will ever touch only parts of others.”

“Marriage is about becoming a team. You’re going to spend the rest of your life learning about each other, and every now and then, things blow up. But the beauty of marriage is that if you picked the right person and you both love each other, you’ll always figure out a way to get through it.”