"Think off-center...." - Quote by George Carlin
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“When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?”
“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.”
“There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.”