"Think off-center...." - Quote by George Carlin

“When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?”

“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.”

“There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.”

“And of poetry, the success is not attained when it lulls and satisfies, but when it astonishes and fires us with new endeavours after the unattainable.”

“Genius is not a retainer to any emperor.”

“In literature imitations do not imitate.”

“Doesn't the world bring forth thinking in human heads with the same necessity that it brings forth blossoms on the plant?”

“In true democracy every man and woman is taught to think for himself or herself.”

“What is the hardest task in the world? To think.”