"I kind of like it when a..." - Quote by George Carlin
I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.
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“You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.”
“I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.”
“Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?”
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“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”
“If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"”
“I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.”
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“Men after death ... are understood worse than men of the moment, but heard better.”
“A man finds himself, to his great astonishment, suddenly existing, after thousands and thousands of years of non-existence: he lives for a little while; and then, again, comes an equally long period when he must exist no more. The heart rebels against this, and feels that it cannot be true.”
“Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.”