"Better a witty fool than a foolish..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“War is no strife To the dark house and the detested wife.”

“Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness.”

“Lady, you know no rules of charity, Which renders good for bad, blessings for curses.”

“Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do”

“If you teach a man anything, he will never learn.”

“We go through our lives in a continual dance of being filled with something that needs an answer, and then going out and finding that answer... only to find out that our answer wasn't quite the answer.”

“You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.”

“There are certain common privileges of a writer, the benefit whereof, I hope, there will be no reason to doubt; particularly, that where I am not understood, it shall be concluded, that something very useful and profound is couched underneath; and again, that whatever word or sentence is printed in a different character, shall be judged to contain something extraordinary either or wit of sublime.”

“Not very good, I am afraid. But now really, do not you think Udolpho the nicest book in the world?" "The nicest—by which I suppose you mean the neatest. That must depend upon the binding.”