"I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims...." - Quote by George Carlin

“I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.”

“Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.”

“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”

“In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.”

“Guiltiness will speak, though tongues were out of use”

“If I have not been exposed and am not in any danger of pursuit. But I have been exposed, I am pursued - by myself! That is a pursuer that does not readily let go.”

“I will smile at friend and foe alike and make every effort to find, in him or her, a quality to praise, now that I realize the deepest yearning of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.”

“Nature that framed us of four elements, warring within our breasts for regiment, doth teach us all to have aspiring minds.”

“In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honor, command, power, and glory.”