"I go to bed early; my favorite..." - Quote by George Carlin

“I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.”

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”

“A skilful man reads his dreams for his selfknowledge; yet not the details, but the quality.”

“Just when you think you've achieved something, you realize you've achieved nothing. And still you have to go forward just the same - toward a dream so distant that your road has neither beginning nor end.”

“Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round.”

“Talking to yourself proves only one thing: you're still unable to tell the difference between good and bad company.”

“Two similar faces, neither of which alone causes laughter, use laughter when they are together, by their resemblance.”

“The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them.”