"My first phone was two tin cans..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.”

“I'm just a friendly person; that runs in my family.”

“Paradise is a state of mind.”

“Of all the intellectual faculties, judgment is the last to mature. A child under the age of fifteen should confine its attention either to subjects like mathematics, in which errors of judgment are impossible, or to subjects in which they are not very dangerous, like languages, natural science, history, etc.”

“Tis aye a solemn thing to meTo look upon a babe that sleeps--Wearing in its spirit-deepsThe unrevealed mysteryOf its Adam's taint and woe,Which, when they revealed lie,Will not let it slumber so.”

“When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.”

“Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”

“With all due respect, I am against dumb.”

“The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to be tasteful here - is that sometimes it seems like maybe the president of the United States is kind of dumb. If you get what I mean. What I mean is, I am not totally confident that the president would get what I mean, unless several aides explained it to him. And even then, he might forget.”