"Cherish your health: If it is good,..." - Quote by George Carlin

“My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'”

“Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.”

“An entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself. An artist is on a journey: they don't know where they're going, what is going to happen, but they know they are not there yet, and there is some continuity and growth. I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.”

“All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.”

“I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.”

“Exercise and application produce order in our affairs, health of body, cheerfulness of mind, and these make us precious to our friends”

“Every person needs to take one day away. A day in which one consciously separates the past from the future.”

“When you don't give yourself the time and care you need, your body rebels in the form of sickness and exhaustion”

“Why not make cheerfulness, outrageousness, playfulness a new priority for yourself? Make feeling good your expectation. You don't have to have a reason to feel good - you're alive; you can feel good for no reason at all!”