"If you ever need anything please don't..." - Quote by Kurt Cobain

“Rap music is the only vital form of music introduced since punk rock.”

“The finest day i ever had was when tomorrow never came.”

“I'm not like them, but I can pretend.”

“I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.”

“Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.”

“I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and a crippling, psychotic obsession with shoe color. Also, females tend to reach emotional maturity very quickly, so that by age 7 they are no longer capable of seeing the humor in loud inadvertent public blasts of flatulence, whereas males can continue to derive vast enjoyment from this well into their 80s.”

“It’s in our interest to take care of others. Self-centrednes s is opposed to basic human nature. In our own interest as human beings we need to pay attention to our inner values. Sometimes people think compassion is only of help to others, while we get no benefit. This is a mistake. When you concern yourself with others, you naturally develop a sense of self-confidence . To help others takes courage and inner strength.”

“My father's wit, and my mother's tongue, assist me!”

“There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves.”