"One of the effects it [cocaine] had..." - Quote by George Carlin

“A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.”

“I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.”

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”

“Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.”

“The importance of Liking Yourself is a notion that fell heavily out of favor during the coptic, anti-ego frenzy of the Acid Era--but nobody guessed back then that the experiment might churn up this kind of hangover: a whole subculture of frightened illiterates with no faith in anything.”

“Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.”

“This dark diction has become America's addiction.”

“Pessimism is a form of mental dipsomania; it disdains healthy nourishment, indulges in the strong drink of denunciation, and creates an artificial dejection which thirsts for a stronger draught.”

“People want to catch a buzz. That is why drugs are illegal, yet people still try to get their hands on them no matter what the consequence. Drugs make us happy, they may not be healthy.”