"Chip the glasses and crack the plates!..." - Quote by J R R Tolkien

“The realm of Suaron is ended!' said Gandalf. 'The Ring-bearer has fulfilled his Quest”

“Eastward the dawn rose, ridge behind ridge into the morning, and vanished out of eyesight into guess; it was no more than a glimmer blending with the hem of the sky, but it spoke to them, out of the memory and old tales, of the high and distant mountains.”

“Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.”

“Fool, nothing is impossible in Russia but reform.”

“The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.”

“Are you laboring under the impression that I read these memoranda of yours? I can't even lift them.”

“Annoyance is a physical malady that is in no way cured just because the annoying situation that causes it is eliminated.”

“The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.”

“There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!”