"all i want...is mac and cheese..." - Quote by Kurt Cobain

“I'm a much happier guy than a lot of people think I am.”

“The day is done. I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.”

“My father is incapable of showing much affection, or even of carrying on a conversation. I didn't want to have a relationship with him just because he's my blood relative. It would bore me.”

“The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.”

“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.”

“It's okay, Chancellor, you can touch them. Sometimes I just strip down to a tank top and stare at these guns in front of a mirror all day long.”

“Always entertain the possibility that something, no matter how squiggly and scary looking, might just be good.”

“Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free.”

“My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.”