"You are a tedious fool...." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“The weakest kind of fruit drops earliest to the ground.”

“There is not one wise man in twenty that will praise himself.”

“Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow,Ang'ring itself and others.”

“I see you finally got a number to match your IQ.”

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?”

“Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force.”

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which the other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.”

“Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.”